Fearlessly and Forever

i hope this girl is having a great day i think about her a lot

This is so in character…

of course you get buff when you spend your nights moving all the furniture in the inn two inches to the left

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

Love for all my Muslim brothers and sisters, especially those in New Zealand and Australia presently.

please consider donating to the christchurch shooting victims’ fund to help financially support those affected by this horrific event (note that the page may be down intermittently due to traffic, if it won’t load right now try again in a few minutes)

here is the official gofundme page (by victimsupport.org.nz) if u cant reach the givealittle site

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

THAT’S THE ONE

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

Anyone into both is queer now. Sorry. Thems the rules.

bitch this is dinosaur phase erasure. I fuckin never left Dinosaur phase youcaN NEVER LEAVE DINOSAUR PHASE

louie what the fuck