What A World We Live In

I found an account dedicated to shipping dee and dennis and they wrote an entire post saying that it’s canon and giving ‘proof’ and I genuinely don’t know if it’s a joke or not I’m..

How the hell are you people so bad with money

Monkey brain not evolved to deal with numbers larger than 5

Grug not accustomed to fiat paper

its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

me on my resume: im fun! no relevant skills

can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

i don’t know why this is so fucking funny but IT IS