i'm back in black

Is there any other way to spend the last few days of summer?

Finally someone with some sense. I don’t think it’s that bad of a plan. Go out with a bang and all that. 

MARLEY: to be fair, no matter what ending you get, all of the dads end up in your yard for Amanda's party anyway, right?

MARLEY: Please don't date any real dads to test that theory.

SHANE: Way too literal, Marls.

You know I’d never judge you, but eating twenty tacos is a path no one should go down, especially if you don’t plan on doing anything else for the entire week. I’ll be nice and not mention school, but you only have a few days left until reality hits. Enjoy it while you can.

I like to go for the path less traveled. I’m deep like that. You can do a lot in a few days, don’t underestimate.

ELIAS: i love you too, my dude

ELIAS:

SHANE: YOU BETTER

ELIAS: gay

ELIAS: heart = broken

ELIAS: lies

ELIAS: why u always lyin

SHANE: you wish

MARLEY: UGH SHANE.

MARLEY: I can neither confirm nor deny that.

SHANE: UGH MARLEY

MARLEY: YOU KNOW WHAT WE /COULD/ DO INSTEAD? LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, SHANE!

MARLEY: Seriously though, let's just go see wonder woman again. Or play Dream Daddy. You loved that.

SHANE: THEN DON'T ASK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

MARLEY: no! we are NOT doing that!!

SHANE: SEE

ELIAS: cant believe this. first u ruin my chance to impress u w/my joke skills then my chance to come with an example

ELIAS: this is why ur a little bitch too

ELIAS: thats Me™

ELIAS: u could have gotten worse things omg

ELIAS: sounds like u two have a lot in common then

SHANE: what a savage

MARLEY: ughhh. come on. tell me.

ELIAS: why is six afraid of seven

Abs of steel. Yeah, I don’t believe you. At all. How many have you been in?