A little less of a fuck up

trynna bust quickies at family events with someone for the rest of my life

Tiny furry philosopher

Plato’s allegory of the cave, but reversed

As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir....This is my neighborhood.”

Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes.

Jeffrey Jefferson, my main man, this is a baller ass joke.

dude it's not gay if we're both gay bro, since we're both gay, we'll just cancel each other out... bro are you leanin in for a smooch? bro......

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

I dont get it like…that’s literally just a description of a relationship?? ?