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nevertheless, we ball

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

You never recover from being weird in middle school

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

They used to beat me with pool noodles

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread