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changing every “i should have known better” to “i know better now”. i will not judge past versions of me through the lens of who i am now.

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

hey man quick question. you okay?

that's none of my business

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

jebus that would deter nearby anything

also i am going to cry my cat looks so fucking cute. hes just a little kitty. he doesnt know about the federal government.

OH MY GOD!!!! THATS MY BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!