Me: I raised you to be a MEAT BAKER, not a BEAT MAKER My Son: *throws meatloaf on floor and starts rapping* listen up dad cuz we got beef, I’m sick of you always giving me grief,

liam is so talented, i bet his heartbeat could go multi-platinum and win a grammy

#After they took the pic#Harry turned his hand#and louis flattened his palm#and linked their fingers together#and pulled Harry to himself#and whispered into harrys mouth ‘soon’ (allofhimisallforhim you’re an asshole)

why isn’t louis tomlinson a candle scent

Harry is literally so cute from his soft hair to his two front teeth and his tum tum and his sparkling boots and his soft beanies and hands and love handles and his noodle dance moves and quiet and comforting voice I love him

#like Louis still in his mechanics coverall#and it’s wrapped down around his waist because he doesn’t wanna get grease on harrys soft white sweater#but he’s still got him pressed back against the caddy#and Harry can’t stop moaning and giggling because Louis feels so good but he also still tastes like Coca Cola#and Louis is biting at his lip asking if he’s making fun of him and Harry gets all cheeky and giggles “of course not” in between kisses#and then Louis gets called back to work so Harry sits and waits for him and they talk for hours while Louis’ working#and harrys dying because his muscles are straining while he works and he’s getting grease everywhere#and when they leave they go to make out point and share a coke and then the backseat (@bananastagram)