The Fond Monsters

orbiter by noah kahan is about megumi losing gojo btw!

December ‘14

why did niall almost snap his neck looking at louis when they were asked about rbb and sbb

literally a mess it was like watching a trainwreck no one had a clue what they were doing or why they were there but we were all trapped in this weird spacetime continuum with no escape or bathroom breaks for eight hours they brought in wal-mart one direction for no apparent reason niall dyed his hair purple harry almost brained himself and was deeply offended by some small child saying he didn’t like his clothes there was about an hour’s worth of technical difficulties and louis was approximately .2 seconds away from losing his shit at all times liam and zayn tried to break a world record for number of balloons popped with your ass in what amounted to a weirdly erotic scene jerry springer was there?? and harry and louis serenaded each other during little things during which i’m like 97.8% sure i had an out-of-body experience and i’m still not sure how no one died but anyway it’s all on youtube if you ever have 7+ hours to spare