it really does just keep on coming

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

thesaurus.com save me

aid me

assist me thesaurus.com

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

The closing stinger is ART.

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

But sir that’s my emotional support straight-to-streaming movie about how trauma and isolation lead to both violence against the self and violence against others.

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger