discombobulate

“Oh my god, he’s so scary,” I say as I kick my feet up in the air and giggle like an idiot.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

OMG

This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

It’s easier said than done it’s like a 50/50 shot if it crumbles to dust or not during the process

This is like discovering an ancient folk art form you'd never heard of

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

PRECISELY THAT ONE