I'm a Jackalope.

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Do I miss some foods I can't eat anymore without getting sick? Sure, but that's not what really bothers me. What bothers me is being excluded from a huge portion of human social life of which food is a crucial component. What bothers me is the stress and social stigma of trying to figure out what I can safely eat. What bothers me is the amount of extra work and cost that is required of me to identify, obtain, and prepare safe foods. What bothers me is people treating my needs like a nuisance, as though I chose to be like this - as though their brief inconvenience to check an ingredients list is unreasonable, when I deal with this every day of my life forever.

I don't miss the food that much. I miss not having to worry about what I eat. I miss freedom. I miss when trying new foods and new restaurants was fun instead of a minefield. I miss not having to plan my entire life around the need for safe foods.

I am on the right blog

i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever

this is the right blog

purple Tuesday

it honestly doesn't bug me enough to filter it out on ao3, and also every explicit grace/rocky fic that i scroll past always has THE most insane set up and it's funny every time, like am i supposed to just ignore when someone is cooking a fine ass meal just cuz i wouldn't personally make it for myself??

there are people doing fucking MATH and graduate level chemistry in order to justify why ryan gosling should be physically capable of fucking his alien rock bestie and it's incredible

Ship him with the genderless rock alien(s) but not ☝️ in a normal way. They are very weird by all standards.

Ship him with Markiplier some guy called Simon who somehow has even worse trauma. Again in the least normal way possible.

Ryland Grace is Eva Stratt’s sad dog wife he is astrophathers with Carl and their relationship is as doomed as it gets

he’s the third Adrian and Rocky decided was going to join their new polycule

he’s also the third Yao and Ilyukhina adopted off the street in the fashion of ‘we saw you from across the Hail Mary and we like your vibe’

he’s ALSO a very unwilling member of whatever Shapiro and DuBois have going on in the book for all the book readers the embodiment of ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’

he’s also heavily gay for markiplier’s Simon Iron Lung starring in Iron Lung (2026)

and other variants of Markiplier

him being aroace and platonic soulmates with everyone yum yum yum