Pizza Skies and Words

...I need this track. NEED.

*Watches scenes from my WIP like a tv show on repeat in my head instead of ever writing them down*

head not empty. too many fictional characters wreaking havoc in it.

I’ve decided that starting a 50k+ fanfic at 3 in the morning when you have to wake up early is not a rookie mistake but in fact a time honored tradition of ao3 veterans

Lunch ideas

These are actually amazing??? This can really help me eat more??? And are legit good and creative lunches??? THANK YOU IM AAAAAAAAA-

Awesome :)

I feel my credit card debt tripling from this post

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

That mouse necklace! 

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

Reblogging to tease the kids.

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

Reblogging this here just in case someone needs it, I know a coupon like this can come in clutch