HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

when a mutual reblogs something ive already liked i unlike it and then like it again. its my way of kissing them on the forehead

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

liking but not responding to a tag game because you dont know what to say is the tumblr equivalent of staying home from a party due to social anxiety

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

Guys what if there was a character