isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

as much as i get the sentiment behind "make more bad art" there's gotta be a better way of communicating "you don't have to be technically proficient or hold yourself to a specific standard of practice" that doesn't sound as backhanded lol

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

"stop saying rocky is grace's dog, Grace is obviously rocky's dog" have you considered they're friends. have you considered that maybe they view each other as brilliant and brave and saviours of each others worlds and as their best friend? have you considered that they are friends who respect one another?

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak