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my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

Artists: drawing fanart and ocs, learning how to draw different perspectives, how to draw freakin hands, promoting their work, etc.

Project Hail Mary drops...

post Project Hail Mary is

so funny to me.

⟢ Protagonist never gets seriously injured despite constant danger

⟢ Convenient skills appear exactly when needed

⟢ "Somehow" doing heavy lifting in your explanations

⟢ Bullets miss protagonist but hit everyone around them

⟢ Protagonist immune to their own bad decisions

⟢ Only character who doesn't catch the deadly plague

⟢ Falling from deadly height with minor bruises

⟢ Allies die dramatically, protagonist gets rescued last-second

⟢ Learning complex skills overnight

⟢ "Lucky" so many times it's a superpower

⟢ Stab wound? Walking it off!

⟢ Resources appear when needed, vanish when inconvenient

⟢ Guards always look the other way at the right moment

⟢ Protagonist's impulsive plans always work

⟢ Enemies become incompetent around protagonist

⟢ Saved by coincidence (seventeenth time this book)

⟢ Technology works/fails based on plot needs

⟢ "Unconscious" for exactly the right amount of time

⟢ No food/water/sleep needed during crisis Injuries that would cause shock? Totally fine!

⟢ Emotional trauma with no PTSD

⟢ Protagonist never makes a truly fatal mistake

⟢ Backup arrives at the exact dramatic moment "Just in time" is your most common phrase

⟢ Escaping impossible situations off-page "I don't know how I did it" (yes you do: plot armor)

⟢ "Trust your instincts" = always right

⟢ Redemption arc speedrun with no actual work

⟢ "Chosen One" immunity to normal consequences

Archery x flower arranging

This was actually really fun!

Anyway, don’t forget I’m still raising money to test a bunch of things in a suit of armour:

Apparently you correctly!

that there was a sequel to

this that was HD