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Eltz Castle, Germany 🇩🇪

Eltz Castle is one of the most famous and best-preserved medieval castles in Germany. Hidden in a forested valley above the Elzbach River, it looks much like it did hundreds of years ago.

The castle was built in the 12th century and has remained in the possession of the same noble family, the Eltz family, for more than 850 years. Unlike many European castles, it was never destroyed by war, making it a rare example of authentic medieval architecture.

During the Eltz Feud, the castle successfully resisted a long siege, demonstrating the strength of its defenses. Over the centuries, it was expanded and improved while retaining its medieval character.

Today, Eltz Castle is one of Germany’s most popular tourist attractions, admired for its towers, treasures, historic rooms, and fairy-tale appearance. It is often considered one of the most beautiful castles in Europe. 🇩🇪

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