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sometimes i think about how sokka literally invented submarines and how aang is literally the avatar but when the both of them put their braincells together, they come up with ideas like writing a letter to katara from toph

war and hate on planet venus

suck my blood and kill my penus

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

this has come at such a right timing I’ve infact been like this multiple times in my lifetime

i can make you pregnant but only if my wife says it's okay

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

Bro.

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy