Mac Knowles

The Trump administration is fixated on punishing Minnesota — and Minnesotans — for daring to stand up to the violent ICE goons that flooded into the state last winter.

So it’s regrettably not all that surprising that the US attorney for Minnesota, Daniel Rosen, decided to indict 15 Minnesotans on laughably weak charges of conspiracy, solicitation of a crime, interstate threats, interstate stalking, assault on a federal officer, and destruction of government property.

link here shows Aaron Rupar with a clip commenting, "Oh, so they have NOTHING nothing."

take a look at the photo at the top of this post. what do you see? a bunch of world leaders, that’s what, all warmly greeting each other at the G7 meeting in Evian-les-Baines, France. they’re genuinely happy to see each other.

now tell me, what don’t you see? anyone talking to Dear Leader, that’s what you don’t see. nobody’s talking to Donny — because why would you, if you had the option of chatting instead with someone who’s not a fuckbrained malignant toad?

and so Donny just stands there, alone and confused, with the posture of a toddler who’s just done a fresh boom-boom in his pants — which, knowing what we know about Donny, he probably has.

England it’s illegal to say, “I support Palestine Action.”

Mac adds current headline: 15 charged with crimes against ICE in Minnesota. Some said on Signal, “Be ungovernable.”

trump is in France tiredly harassing the G7. Macron beat him in the handshake.

via Prof Heather Richardson 6/15:

Trump posted on social media: “On July 4th, at The Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument, in beautiful and safe Washington D.C., we are going to host the most spectacular TRUMP RALLY of them all, a ‘TRIBUTE TO AMERICA.’”

I guess Macron has been training. So cool, hand in pocket. Jeff included a wiki link to “trump handshake”.

Nobody knows what’s in the Memo about a plan to negotiate with Iran. NYT headline: President Trump Lost This War

Preznit Fuckwit is in France right now.

immediately following the conclusion of Sunday’s vulgar Epstein Cage Match™ on what used to be the White House South Lawn, his handlers bundled him into Fuckface Force One and flew him all the way across the ocean to a G7 meeting in Evian-les-Baines.

now let’s allow Donny to teach a master class in why taking an 80-year-old dotard in advanced physical and mental decline and shipping him halfway across the globe in the dead of night is basically a form of elder abuse.

“so I want to congratulate the president. last night, Ciryl Gane won the— fight. against a great fighter. supposed to be unbeatable, and uhh— that was a— Ciryl is from— France.”

listen to this hoarse, raspy, barely-conscious dipshit drone on about his beloved slap-fight as he struggles to complete a coherent sentence.

shut the fuck up, Donny. you’re out of your element. not everyone is as creepily obsessed with oiled-up, sweaty men in fluorescent thongs whaling the crap out of each other as you are.

by the way, because I’m a Responsible Journalist and Everything™, I googled the spelling of ‘Ciryl Gane,’ because who wants to screw that up? you’re welcome.

look at Emmanuel Macron, cool, collected, one hand casually in his pocket. Macron is pretty much the James Bond of world leaders. I mean, you can easily imagine him going ‘un martini. secoué, pas remué.’

meanwhile, Donny fails to achieve his trademark asinine alpha-fucknut handshake. instead, he basically grips Macron’s hand for dear life so he doesn’t topple over. and the dozy bastard can barely keep his eyes open.

how the fuck do you fall asleep while shaking someone’s hand? it’s so embarrassing. [mac note: he's just blinking]

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