btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

a friend recently made an off the cuff joke about secondhand smoking. how she has to use her second hand because her first is occupied with pleasuring herself. im so mad. im so so mad its really good its so so good. im in deep awe and i wish i had thought of that. i wish i could do that

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

big fan of deleting posts. you Dont get to see it anymore. be cause i said so

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt