Haha, ni allaf siarad Cymraeg

i need to get laid or alternatively be put down like a rabid dog but i seriously cannot keep acting like this

They need to invent a disassociation that doesn’t make you walk into traffic

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

BUT DO THEY SELL GUILLOTINES????

did you seriously just disturb my slumber

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