come join me under this log

All pictures from Wikipedia.

Kalim: Golden Retriever

Sweet, wholesome, good with kids. Very eager to please, they have kind expressions and "soft mouths"--they can carry an egg without breaking it. Angels in dog bodies, probably way too trusting to be guard dogs, they will lick Intruders.

Jamil: Pharaoh hound

Incredibly cool looking ancient breed known for its speed, intelligence, and ability to blush (their ears and nose turn pink when they get excited). Affectionate with their families but otherwise independent, they will ignore your commands, but only because they know better than you.

Vil: Afghan hound

Though they look like they came out of shampoo commercial, they were originally bred for hunting large prey in the mountains. They need a lot of exercise and high maintenance grooming. Beautiful aristocrats, they might just totally ignore you unless you work to earn their affection.

Rook: Belgian Malinois

Extremely athletic, these dogs excel at police, military, and search and rescue work. This dog can do parkour. They need intellectual stimulation or they will start spying on you and your family.

Epel: Jack Russell Terrier

Another small dog that will fight the moon, but not necessarily to protect you, more just because it's there. They have bold personalities for their tiny bodies and need a lot of exercise. Good at making you laugh if you're sad.

Idia and Ortho: Weimaraner

Big, beautiful silver dogs with intelligent eyes. Bred as hunting dogs, but they are just big babies who love to be by your side and are scared of trash cans and vacuum cleaners. Known as "the gray ghost."

Lilia: Scottie

Small and sturdy, they look like black licorice and have diehard personalities. They would die for you but also they're very independent and stubborn, and will go out of their way to trick you into giving them treats. They are mischievous and generally just great little guys.

Silver: Samoyed

Big white floof, bred for pulling sleds and hunting reindeer, they have a permanent "smile" that is actually a bred-in trait to keep drool from freezing on their faces. You need to give them a job to do, or they will be sad. But they'll still smile.

Sebek: Great Dane

Big, regal dogs, powerful and loving. They are super loyal to their families, but they can sometimes knock over small children and are frequently clumsy due to their size. They also eat a Lot.

Malleus: Doberman Pinscher

The most goth dog, elegant and powerful and fiercely loyal. They look like hellhounds but they're actually big babies who want to follow you into the bathroom to make sure you're safe. They're super smart and can be pushy if they don't get their way.

...In two parts because of image limit, Tumblr is fun! All images from Wikipedia.

Riddle: Chihuahua

Big, scary Rottweilers trapped in cute little bodies, brimming with rage. If you earn their trust, they will fight the moon to protect you. They can throw a tantrum like nobody's business.

Ace: Corgi

Too smart for their own good, if they get bored they will get up to mischief, such as destroying your house, attempting to herd your children, and stealing your credit card to buy banned doggy treats on the dark web.

Deuce: Blue Heeler

Known for being friendly, loyal, and brave. They want to be honor students! But, like corgis, if you leave them alone for too long, they can and will get up to mischief.

Trey: Labrador Retriever

Arguably the most dog-shaped dogs, praised as being "friendly, easygoing, and kind." However, they're secretly one of the most intelligent dog breeds, and they might occasionally surprise you. ... They also love food.

Cater: Brittney Spaniel

Lively, smart, upbeat, extremely eager to please, highly instagrammable. However, they're prone to separation anxiety, and can get frustrated and depressed if they don't get enough attention.

Leona: African Lion Dog

Intelligent, strong-willed, and generally aloof to all but a select few. Originally bred for hunting large game, obviously including lions. Nowadays they mostly laze around in backyards and occasionally glare at the neighbors.

Ruggie: Basenji

Small, quick, curious, and considered to be the second least trainable dog. They make a great pet for somebody who's prepared for a weird cat in a dog's body. They don't bark, but "yodel" like they're trying to mimic human speech--seems appropriate considering Ruggie's skill in animal linguistics.

Jack: Irish Wolfhound

Bred to fight wolves. They're as big as a pony, and they can be pretty intimidating. Yet they're known to be "gentle giants," generally calm and sweet-tempered as long as you're nice to them. They might try to sit on your lap and crush you accidentally.

Azul: Border Collie

They live to work. When they're well-kept, happy, and fulfilled, they're delightfully charming and charismatic. But this dog is like the apex example of a high-energy dog that needs lots of intellectual stimulation and strict rules, or it will get bored and start an underground crime ring.

Jade & Floyd: Borzoi

SlenderDogs. Borzois have contradictory personalities. They're independent, but enjoy attention. Also bred to fight wolves, but they're generally well-behaved in public. They have a high prey drive, so probably keep them on a tight leash lest they spot a squirrel in the distance and go into Murder Mode. They're great cryptids though, I mean... dogs.