this just triggered a memory I didn’t know I had

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

Ur in her pants I'm in her snack cabinet we r not the same

You are a mouse ?

I have never seen Waluigi say anything so coherent in my life

im ace-passing cause i cant get laid

Translation: the real joke here is that I think my acephobia is funny. Also what will it take for this hellsite to get the definition of asexuality through its thick head?

It is funny

It’s like Tony Hawk was cursed to be known but never to be recognized

that’s some damn tea

Wow this tea is SCALDING