I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance

i love being intense and long winded bc it repels the kind of people I’d prefer stay away from me

I have to believe that good things are coming bc if I don’t I will immediately drop dead

it’s always so meaningful when someone interprets you accurately, or says a spark of a phrase, a half-a-sentence, that resonates with you so intimately that it feels like they’ve dipped a finger in a lake of you and made a ripple that goes on and on and on

I do appreciate the culture of Tumblr as a historian because on Twitter I would be expected to talk straight academia, on Instagram I would be expected to post perfectly staged photos of my reenactment costumes, on TikTok I would be expected to make videos propagating badly revised history, but here I can just whip open my laptop and tell the world that I think Thomas Jefferson was a little bitch with no context whatsoever

Shoutout to weird bitches

OH MY GOD??? /POS

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea