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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

Gardening really is a perfect hobby for faggy butches cause you're like My Peonies 🗣 and you're also lowkey doing manual labor carrying buckets and digging in the dirt n shit. My genders are in perfect harmony. The drag queen & the leather dyke in me are clapping and cheering

I literally have peonies and they Are somewhat fussier than other flowers I've grown at least in My climate & I'll never not think about "look what she's doing to my peonies"

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

*laughs in Australian*

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story