wine drunk, love drunk

Guy who got fired from his job as a fictional character so now he has to be a real person.

nvm i should never be my self

and fuck my chungus life

terrible at being a normal person i would make a wonderful fictional character put me back put me back put me back i would rather have real problems than this bullshit

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

Worry about it kitten

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free