⚔️☀️ The Sun is also a Warrior.⚔️☀️

remove yourself from every current situation. and any future situations. and any past situations

My (limited) understanding is that a yandere is like a stalker while a tsundere is like, mean to you to hide that they like you? I may have gotten the nuances wrong but I gotta say I prefer the former solely because the intentions are at least legible. When I was getting sorta stalked (not actually, he'd just watch my social media and then suddenly show up when I posted about being in different places) I Knew What The Deal Was, whereas I've apparently lost out on a lot of opportunities bc someone decided to go the negging route and I responded with disproportionate anger

Listen. Someone tells me they want me so bad they wanna cut my legs off? Clear communication, firm and open, no rhetorical tricks, I appreciate it even as I am rapidly buying a gun. Someone calls me an idiot? I'm saying things about their mom nobody in their bloodline has ever heard before. AND they like me? Well damn TALK to me then, Jesus

are they platonic? Romantic? Who the fuck knows but they’re Not Normal.

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

Also i think estinien should get even more sweaty shirtless scenes for no reason.

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

haunted by The Character (my friends oc)

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

If you don't treat Belly with the same reverence and eroticism that's given to Titties what are you even doing

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

It's all fun and games until she breaks out the superheated dragon girl pussy-

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

everyone is always surprised to learn that I have never watched Dragon Ball Z OR The Lord of The Rings lmao