ghosts in my head

You ever just put your ear to the side of your pet so you can hear all the lil engines working inside 'em

how do you use these?

Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

Shes trying so fucking hard. It even ran away once. WAIT ARE WE IN A BREAKTHROUFH?

Nvm . Girl u r bad at this

SHES FUCKING HITTING THE CENTIPEDE

LIKE JUST PUNCHING HER

SHE KILLED IT. Now shes tryong and failing to cocoon it

She gave up. USAs best soldier

AND SHES BACK AT JT. she has underestimated how heavy a centipede is and the string keeps snapping

SHE DID IT

Halp, am made a mistake

terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

squidward, meaning "in the direction of squid"