So are we gonna talk about how Clark's Still-Life was him in his pirate costume because he didn't have any real friends and most people would only remember him from the television ads or...
ALSO, can we talk about how the red-head Still-Life was strongly implied to be the Still-Life of CLARK'S WIFE??? Like how Clark regarded the other two Still-Lives in the room normally, but when he got to the last one, he seemed... frustrated? How when he had Mary get "into character" he cut off it's hair and had Mary wear it? HOW IT TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM PIRATE CLARK??
