He/Him-They/Them

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

we have got to take monster energy anyway from the hands of trans people

“we have got to take the halos away from the heads of angels” <- how you sound right now

what am i supposed to do with her field in pennsylvania

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

the forest dweller has discovered another glade misted with dew

if I can convince even part of tumblr that gollum has sex in the gollum game I've won

hey op thanks for inspiring me to lie to my friends that there was a scene that heavily implied gollum masturbated with a fish their reactions were great

you don't even have to lie. I played it for you. that happened in it.

"it's a foxgirl promise" means it's the most trustworthy thing in the whole wide world and you have to believe it 100%