loopz

"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

ah ha ha no girl don't use Vampirism, Religion, and/or Cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming love and obsession you're so sexy ah ha

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

stratt upon finding out about bloodymary

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

i dont get the appeal of tomodachi life miis with their entire face drawn on. yeah whatever they look cool but now theyre cardboard. that dude is cardboard forever. she cant emote. she cant blink. she cant smile. she cant cry. does she feel joy? sadness? anger? we will never know. all because you needed hyperrealistic junko enoshima

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

not gonna hate on it just because it’s not exactly what i pictured

s3 is gonna be langdon and santos forced to play nice bc they don't want to upset mel. giving each other glares when mel turns away and then smiling like angels when she turns back

noah wyle writing an episode where dennis is crawling around on the floor for over half of his screentime I said oh I'm sure noah wyle writing an episode where den's big buff arms are mentioned but he huffs and puffs and fails at lifting robby's bike I said oh I'm sure noah wyle writing an episode where dennis finally snaps (albeit tame tbh) I said oh I'm sure. like okay. you're not slick.