A bear.

if i was born into equestria a stupid fucking earth pony i would go to the glue factory

sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.

highly recommend blocking ppl just because u don't like their vibe. even if they seem nice and haven't done anything wrong, but you just don't like them for reasons you can't articulate? slam that block button. your experience on this website will be improved for it. blocking isn't a moral judgment its just a way to exercise control over your space

I mean, yes, but also consider that people who have RSD, self-esteem issues, and/or a history of bullying/ostracization can be severely triggered by getting blocked for no reason. It can send people into spirals of overanalyzing what they could have done wrong and drowning in feelings about how they’re terrible and everybody hates them. Spirals like that can last for hours or days and be extremely debilitating. While I understand the intent here of curating your own space and making your experience as stress-free as possible, you need to understand there can be consequences of that that you’re totally unaware of. And if you don’t feel you should have to worry about other people’s mental health or you don’t have the energy to, that’s fine, block away, but this is something I think needs to be said and not nearly enough people understand or consider.

hi! if you come into my space and make me uncomfortable I’m completely within my rights to remove you from my space and don’t owe you any explanation. I have adhd and struggle with rsd and I know what it’s like but I’m going to be completely blunt - if a stranger on the internet who you’ve never interacted with blocks you, and that sends you into a spiral, that’s not their fault and is something you need to discuss with a therapist. it is not my problem, just like my reaction to being blocked is not your problem. it’s really, really not cool to make your symptoms and your disordered thinking other people’s responsibility

penis katana

and getting caught in the rain

6 days left in 2020 and weird shit keeps happening.

Alright who had “Fast Food Gaming Console” on their apocalypse bingo card?

Im quite certain the specs won't be beefy

I WANNA MUNCH

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

You KNOW they messy...the way they all tuned tf in to find out 👀😂😂

mans in the back breaking his neck for the tea 😭

I didn’t even peep 💀💀

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

huh.. never thought of it like that

But, what if the male character isn’t sexist? I meam…their fictional sure but…I’m not sure how to phrase this

…huh, wow. 

can NOT forget the raw fettucine at olive garden incident

Que weno

ok fuck that got me