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This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol

bitch you dumb as shit!!

This mom wants their kid to do one (1!) chore in exchange for the password to the wi-fi th at they’re paying for. That’s not even remotely abusive lmao, that’s teaching a child to have responsibilities, respect their living space, and do something (a very small something btw because again this is ONE CHORE) to earn some additional privileges in the house.

When your parents just let you do whatever you want then actual parenting starts to look like abuse

“SHOULD OF” anyways, rude, and fuck victim blamers

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

This is literally the opposite of that horrible little blue drawing post

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

#thats the opposite of a problem

not the first time ive seen a dog inside a cobra 👄

this is by far the worst addition to this already bad post