Do you dance Mr Darcy?

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

dude so distraught he forgot his age

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever