why is yogurt night so difficult

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

It's really hard to pull off blue overalls these days. Wear a red shirt and suddenly you're Mario, green shirt and you're Luigi. Well, there are only two mario brothers and Wario's got purple overalls over his yellow shirt so you're safe, right? Wrong. blue overalls yellow shirt and suddenly you're a Minion.

when the piece of media got emotional reaction so strong that you're afraid to re-experience it in it

every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

parents will rlly be like sorry for ruining ur childhood but you were a child so it doesnt matter anymore right

being my sibling is exhausting I can see the life draining from my brother's eyes as I rant to him about the costume design choices in Frozen 3