—atlantis called to me—

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

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If you post selfship content and hear cheering in the distance thats just me #iloveyourselfship

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong