...hey moon...

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

i should not be laughing about that note

my mam interrupting me when frank iero was getting his balls chopped off in an alley like GIRLL im BUSY

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

thank you resident gifer of Tumblr. i am glad your nation seems to appreciate mama as much as i do ❤️🌾

oh my god i’m high asf right now and this is so cute…your mama…

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.