Land of Naps n' Warmth

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

I, too, choose to run through the ocean screaming my fool head off when someone perceives me.

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

nominee for best tiktok of 2020 holy shit i got chills

This was originally about the inital phase of the pandemic and lockdowns but honestly? This is the exact mood I’m feeling right now watching the US descend into fascism

Sometimes, when I'm deep in The Horrors and haven't posted in a while, one of my silly little internet friends will re-reblog one of my old posts, and this is emotionally the same thing as leaving food by my bedroom door.

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

As a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them

@bovineblogger I know deer aren’t cows but please

official boob post