highly coveted clown bounty

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

BLESS YOU, YOU  WONDERFUL PERSON

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten