highly coveted clown bounty

the main issue with problems is how bad they suck. but what if there was a app that let you bet on child surgeries

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

Did you buy the rights to the second one

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason