The Black Socialite

Doggies!!!!

y'all thinking Blac Chyna the best scammer but listen I watched a snapped episode where a woman cheated on her rich husband had a child by the side nigga pretended like she ain’t notice the baby was a little more tanner than the rest…had her side killed got arrested ok? Got off! Went back to leaving wit her rich husband in her big ass house like nothing happen

Maneuvers

I just saw that episode!!!!! She even bought the motorcycle that her side dude rode to kill her baby daddy. Her husband paid for her attorneys and they're still together living it up.

Truth

Omg yellow 😍

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

Math

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

Do the other ones have middle names too???

Ruined

Omg, can we be best friends? So happy to see a like minded person here.

Best friends we shall be!!! 😊

this shit here is all me 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Are yaw serious? Yaw sound stupid. Don’t hate me because your father didn’t want you. Don’t hate me because you thought that nigga loved you. I am offended by this post. Both black MEN and women fought for you to be free. A black nigga nutted in your mother and had your black ass. You sound like a fucking brain washed dummy that fell for the white woman movement to get rid of black men. Either way bitch you black. Get over yourself. The black man is not out to get you. I hope you never birth a black son or daughter. We don’t need you or anyone like you in the black community.

This is funny. Like ridiculous funny. When we say the same shit black people say about white people nooowwwww it’s a problem. Let me paint this for you, cus obviously you don’t see the parallels. Not all white people were slave owners. Both white people and black people fought for our freedom. Yet when slavery talks come up black people leave that out the conversation and focus on the majority with no recourse. It’s not a problem to propagate the fact that white people had slaves. Yet when we do the same to you suddenly it’s a problem. You sound like a brainwashed dummy to think it was just when we got here that black men been playing us out.Black men whored us out wayyyy before the antebellum in the States. Y'all been on that dirty shit. The age of information is just exposing it. Black men point their finger at white men but three point back at them and for that reason is why we say WDFWU. If black men not out to get us i can’t fucking tell. When we are degraded, trafficked, missing, you all are not to far from the crime scene. Yet it’s so easy to say what the white man is doing yet look at yourselves. Yall don’t wanna address that. So until then cut it.

^^^Glory!

Ummmmm, can I also be best friends? Please?

Helen

Helen

Sharon & Pam

Helen & Pam

Helen

Pam, Sharon, & Helen

Jillian

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

The best part about this photo are the fidget spinners in the window. This really could have been a timeless photo, but those fidget spinners permanently mark this down as May of 2017.

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG