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Theory A: They’re all just incels. Couldn’t get anyone to date them and are getting revenge. Maybe they’re the chopped trio in universe too. This is probably the most boring of my theories but I think it could make for a good learning how to accept rejection episode.

Theory B: They all got their hearts broken in the past and are all like “If I can’t be in love: no one can.”. This goes with the incel thing but would more be like a revenge on your ex sort of thing.

Theory C: Zoe and Ray are actually exes and broke up when Zoe realized she was gay. I think this would be an interesting thing to discuss in a kids show: realizing you don’t actually like the person you’re dating. Zoe could have not broken up with him well and have to come to terms with that mistake. This could also be a Ray comes to term with the fact that he’s gay sort of thing.

Honestly I just want to learn more about these two’s dynamic back in America.

Theory D: They’re in an evil polycule and think they’re the only ones who deserve love. This would be really funny, Miraculous writers please I’m begging. I need more poly rep that isn’t sm*t, it can be evil. 

Theory E: They’re all aromatic but instead of them just not accepting their identities: they think everyone else is faking it. One this would be really funny and two I think having a(n) aromatic character(s) in a kids show would be really cool. They could have an episode dedicated to it.