To celebrate this Children's Day, I give you my childhood photo taken moments before the scary clown came to life and I started levitating and speaking in tongues (yes, it has been slightly animefied, but the details, and the overall eerie vibe, remain accurate):
and a completely unedited photo of an Illumi-coded bag my (still eerie) inner child is about to buy as a gift to themselves:
Please pass on my best wishes to your inner children (and outer, if you happen to have any.)















