From Hell With Love, I Write

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will