employee of the month, 33 years running

other nen users find themselves repulsed by my spanish guitar motif and presumably no other aspect of my conduct or beliefs

Dio lackeys are always saying shit like “Lord Dio will be so pleased when he hears tell of my deed! He shall reward me!” I don’t know how to tell you but Dio does not give a fuck

Dio is standing in front of his mirror testing selfie angles right now and to be honest he’s kind of hoping you die

during my dissertation proposal hearing one of my advisors said "I think you might have been too harsh in your criticism of this theory" and I genuinely, innocently asked "what makes you say that?" and he said "well on page 27 you used the phrase 'should be consigned wholesale to the dustbin of history'" and I was like oh. yeah I guess I did that. fair