Y'know, like nyaa~

So Fortune's Weave apparently has time travel in it and some people have speculated that we might be getting Child Units again which is great for two reasons, the first just being that I like the Child Units feature in Awakening and Fates, but also because eugenics being damaging on a societal and individual scale is kind of a major theme in Three Houses do bringing the eugenics simulator back in its direct sequel is objectively hilarious.

"Mrs. Jenkins is still recovering from her battle with the evil wizard known as 'The Flu', so I will be covering her geography class today, students. Your assignment is to write an essay about which state you think would be easiest to invade, and a detailed plan on how you would do so."

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper