mommy thot speaks her truth

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

life really likes to test people who insist everything gets better eventually

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

I fucked up the tell me about yourself. Should I jump

When I show up to the yuri competition but I win first place because my special interest is yellowjackets

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

jerked off that terrible idea out of my system

kitten, daddy is gonna shoot himself after work

daddy is a coward and needs you to do it

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*