Nutricious, Delicious

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

riddle me this batman…. what has no climax, no point, and no meaning

The moment I’m all alone and have nothing to distract me is when I fall apart and I give in to self destructive behavior

Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean

Well

of course, this is exactly the same method that’s used for ships in bottles too

And THIS is one of many reasons why we need to safeguard access to birth control.

Guts

please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

Im sorry but is this not normal?

normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN IN THESE CONDITIONS

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.