The One And Only uXu

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

The Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth, was spotted being a repulsive little goblin at the Charleston Air Force Base this morning.

With all the cameras rolling, he wiped his nose and then *immediately* slicked his hair back with the same hand, crusting whatever boogers were on his nose into his incredibly greasy hair.

We’re unclear where being a stinky boogerhead falls on the Pete Hegseth Spectrum of Masculinity, but this kind of childish behavior is further evidence of Hegseth’s deep immaturity and insecurities.

This perpetual man-child sees the world as a twelve-year-old does, so it makes sense that he would have the personal hygiene of one as well.

If only he didn’t have the power to kill so many people.