whose being sneaky

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

Happy 5 year anniversary to this tweet everybody

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Someone needs to get laid and it's definitely me