don't over think it

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

the species that can take you out are literally wizards with magic boom sticks that instantly wound you from a distance. they're mostly just scared of you though, if you catch one without the boom stick they're very easy to kill. also they leave treasure chests full of delicious food around where they live and if you're smart you can figure out how to open them. going into one of their settlements is basically a dungeon crawler RPG.

I love when Danse says some really long-winded line with several adjectives and the most technical names for things, and then it translates to something like "Why the fuck is it so dirty?"

Lettered Habrosyne, 2024 Porcelain, glaze, adhesive, canvas, hardware, and paint 158 x 94 x 8cm (5 feet tall!)

I thought this was a 'dont trust the b in apartment 23' kinda joke 🥲

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King