i made it off this hellsite once

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Goddddddd thinking about that narrative moment when something horrible is happening and the character who has been frantically trying to come up with a way to fix it and getting more and more frantic and panicky just—stops. Because. Oh. There’s the solution. They’re not getting out of this alive but like. It’s a solution for everyone else. Okay. Okay.

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

the demonization of fujoshis is crazy to me. hey you guys i think it’s actually fine if women write homosexual fanfiction

i support women's rights but more importantly women's wrongs. shoutout to the hedge witch who cursed the tax collector