the sun is your final target

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

i hate the pjackk eulogies that include some variant of the phrase "wherever you are now" like okay so he is obviously in hell

The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.

There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).

Our household being our household this was originally in the context of discussing some sort of deranged poly qpr arrangement with Dimple also involved and amusingly I think he's actually the one that would most understand what was going on.

You don’t have to think you’re hot but other people inevitably are going to so you at least need learn to accept that perception with grace instead of falling back on self deprecation every time someone is brave enough to call you cute

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

ground control to crazy frog

image: tags. #take your penis out and put your helmet on. end ID

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that